The Cockatoo

A new dinner theatre downstairs at BISTROTHEQUE, serving performance alongside the same menu as the restaurant upstairs

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JONNY WOO & FRIENDS

Drag supremo Jonny Woo returns for a spring run of fun at The Cockatoo. Be prepared to be very entertained by the only royalty we care about.

Jonny Woo Friends

Starring Jonny Woo and rotating cast of friends

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:30

Sat May 20

19:30-00:00

£15

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DAVID HOYLE LIVE AT THE COCKATOO

The Fireball of the Cabaret Apocalypse, David is the original performance avalanche – all singing, all raging bona-fide legend.

David Hoyle Crop

Starring David Hoyle

The show follows dinner with an approximate end time of 23:30

Fri Jun 9

19:30-00:00

£15

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DAVID HOYLE LIVE AT THE COCKATOO

The Fireball of the Cabaret Apocalypse, David is the original performance avalanche – all singing, all raging bona-fide legend.

David Hoyle Crop

Starring David Hoyle

The performance follows dinner with an approximate end time of 23:30

Sat Jun 10

19:30-00:00

£15

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Séayoncé: An In-spectre Calls

The legendary Ghost Whisperer Séayoncé is back by popular demand with a night of music, mysticism, and crime solving debauchery.

Seayonce Crop

Starring Séayoncé with Robyn Herfellow on piano

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approx end time of 23:30

Fri Jun 30

19:30-00:00

£15

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Séayoncé: An In-spectre Calls

The legendary Ghost Whisperer Séayoncé is back by popular demand with a night of music, mysticism, and crime solving debauchery.

Seayonce Crop

Starring Séayoncé with Robyn Herfellow on piano

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approx end time of 23:30

Sat Jul 1

19:30-00:00

£15

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BOURGEOIS & MAURICE: SONGS OF SELF PRAISE

Join “musical comedy’s answer to the Manson Family” (Evening Standard) for an evening of song, style and unashamed narcissism.

BM 2023

Starring Bourgeois & Maurice

The format is dinner followed by the show with an approx end time of 23:30

Fri Jul 7

19:30-00:00

£15

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BOURGEOIS & MAURICE: SONGS OF SELF PRAISE

Join “musical comedy’s answer to the Manson Family” (Evening Standard) for an evening of song, style and unashamed narcissism.

BM 2023

Starring Bourgeois & Maurice

The format is dinner followed by the show with an approx end time of 23:30

Sat Jul 8

19:30-00:00

£15

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THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH

Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

Finding Grace

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00

Fri Sep 1

19:30-00:00

£20

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THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH

Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

Finding Grace

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00

Sat Sep 2

19:30-00:00

£20

BOOK NOW

THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH

Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

Finding Grace

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00

Fri Sep 8

19:30-00:00

£20

BOOK NOW

THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH

Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

Finding Grace

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00

Sat Sep 9

19:30-00:00

£20

BOOK NOW