A new dinner theatre downstairs at BISTROTHEQUE, serving performance alongside the same menu as the restaurant upstairs
JONNY WOO & FRIENDS
Drag supremo Jonny Woo returns for a spring run of fun at The Cockatoo. Be prepared to be very entertained by the only royalty we care about.

Starring Jonny Woo and rotating cast of friends
The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:30
Sat May 20
19:30-00:00
£15
DAVID HOYLE LIVE AT THE COCKATOO
The Fireball of the Cabaret Apocalypse, David is the original performance avalanche – all singing, all raging bona-fide legend.

Starring David Hoyle
The show follows dinner with an approximate end time of 23:30
Fri Jun 9
19:30-00:00
£15
DAVID HOYLE LIVE AT THE COCKATOO
The Fireball of the Cabaret Apocalypse, David is the original performance avalanche – all singing, all raging bona-fide legend.

Starring David Hoyle
The performance follows dinner with an approximate end time of 23:30
Sat Jun 10
19:30-00:00
£15
Séayoncé: An In-spectre Calls
The legendary Ghost Whisperer Séayoncé is back by popular demand with a night of music, mysticism, and crime solving debauchery.

Starring Séayoncé with Robyn Herfellow on piano
The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approx end time of 23:30
Fri Jun 30
19:30-00:00
£15
Séayoncé: An In-spectre Calls
The legendary Ghost Whisperer Séayoncé is back by popular demand with a night of music, mysticism, and crime solving debauchery.

Starring Séayoncé with Robyn Herfellow on piano
The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approx end time of 23:30
Sat Jul 1
19:30-00:00
£15
BOURGEOIS & MAURICE: SONGS OF SELF PRAISE
Join “musical comedy’s answer to the Manson Family” (Evening Standard) for an evening of song, style and unashamed narcissism.

Starring Bourgeois & Maurice
The format is dinner followed by the show with an approx end time of 23:30
Fri Jul 7
19:30-00:00
£15
BOURGEOIS & MAURICE: SONGS OF SELF PRAISE
Join “musical comedy’s answer to the Manson Family” (Evening Standard) for an evening of song, style and unashamed narcissism.

Starring Bourgeois & Maurice
The format is dinner followed by the show with an approx end time of 23:30
Sat Jul 8
19:30-00:00
£15
THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH
Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00
Fri Sep 1
19:30-00:00
£20
THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH
Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00
Sat Sep 2
19:30-00:00
£20
THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH
Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00
Fri Sep 8
19:30-00:00
£20
THICK & TIGHT PRESENT TITS & TEETH
Thick & Tight’s award-winning work combines dance, mime, satire, drag and lip syncing to create performed portraits of famous and infamous characters. Appearing this time are Grace Jones, Andy Warhol and Marlene Dietrich.

The format is dinner followed by the performance with an approximate end time of 23:00
Sat Sep 9
19:30-00:00
£20